Saturday night is upon us & I’m ready to get rocking. Sexy dress, favourite boots & full makeup. My freshly washed hair looks fierce!
As fierce as I am feeling…heading out for a night of Free Ice Cream & tripping & traipsing on the tiles until 5am & beyond. Feels like heaven!
All fresh after 2 hours in the yoga studio with Savasana aplenty, washed down with plenty of wonderful water. Ahhh. Ripe & ready for action! I shall be grabbing the bull by the horns indeed drinking tequila & Redbull. A winged wombat flying about the town all night!
My companion for the evening, Dominic, needed some last minute persuasion to venture out in the cold. He’s on his way! He won’t regret it!
Gonna make it a night to remember & paint the town a rainbow, in a show of sympathy for all the rain we’ve had lately. I weather the weather whatever the weather, whether I like it or not!
I’ll be continuing this spiel on the morrow, when all is said & done……
Hic!
50% proof prune liquor for breakfast following a night of fun & frolicking with my latest conquest, an Israeli motherfucker named Tal. Dunno what happened to Dominic! He grew weary of the dancefloor in Pygmalion & retired to sit by the bar. That was the last I saw of him.
Never mind the bollox!
Like I told him on Wednesday night, I’d be his friend. I was having none of his hands all over me on the dancefloor, cheeky bugger! Tal was another story. I told him to fuck off & that I’m pro-Palestinian! He thought that was hilarious & hit on me some more!
Sent a simmering message of undying love to my sweetheart Simon before the dawn of this day, in between rolling in the hay with Tal. RSVP I wrote!
No response thus far but I see he’s read it! Aieeeee!
No doubt he’s freaked like the freaky motherfucker that he is! Honestly, I absolutely adore him! Hoping I haven’t fucked things up between us forever. Wearing my heart on my sleeve as ever, no better place to wear it!
Back in the barracks now, the Salvation Army barracks. Home sweet home!
My neighbour Alan has just been out tapping the resources of the Irish economy on the streets of Dublin. €25 he made in half an hour! Nice.
I’m wearing a delightful chain Alan robbed last Thursday from the gift shop of the Titanic Museum in Belfast. It’s a pretty shiny sterling silver shamrock. Rocking it! Can’t take us anywhere!
Next stop the Wild Lights in Dublin Zoo. Exit through the gift shop, whoooop!
I am still half hammered after last night’s excursions! The craic was very well had! I love Pygmalion! Met an Italian stallion while tripping to the bar. Fucking ride! I was already being half ridden by Tal though so the stallion’s luck was out! From grabbing the bull by the horns with tequila & Redbull, I switched to Tal’s drink of choice, rum & coke. Mmmmm. I am still so inebriated!
How I would love to share a banter with my dear departed Dad now! He would be enjoying my tales of drunkenness & debauchery. He used to miss the craic something mighty, shacked up with my wicked stepmother Gaik. Witch!
Now my Dad is always listening, as is my Mom. I spent a crazy day on Winter Solstice 2018 listening to the pair of them bickering away in Purgatory! It was all in my head & Manna from Heaven they were driving me & each other absolutely bananas!
I’m not fit for yoga practice today. Dunno how I’ll spend my afternoon aside from blogging meanderingly on WordPress. Thank God for our PC station, helping me stay sane!
When all is said & done, I’m liable for a €4,000 fine and/or 12 months imprisonment for the content of my rants! A protection order has been taken out against me, in my absence in court. January 15th is our next court date & I shall be there in blazing glory with my trusty solicitor Paul McKnight, family law specialist! He is intent on the prevention of any further disparaging comments or discussion of family law in front of my darling teenager.
I am feeling well & truly feverish! Burning up inside & out! I’m upside down & back to front! Squirming in my boots over that message I sent to Simon! Will he ever RSVP?
Methinks not!
One of our mutual friends, Anto, thinks it’s hilarious! Anto is hilarious! He thinks Interpol are onto him! He’s as barmy as me! Such a friend indeed like one can only make on the psych ward!
A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better! Alan’s got no fecking weed left! We smoked the shit out of his supply yesterday & I arrived at the yoga studio suitably baked! Baked as a potato! I loooove getting baked on wacky backy!
Been at it since my early teens, leaving me predisposed to the phenomenon that is psychosis! I know all about psychotic episodes, like tripping on LSD it is!
How my Dad laughed when I described it to him! No better woman, I said! Sure I used to test homemade acid with my lover in my early twenties. We always gave the thumbs up to our suppliers.
Gotta get myself together & stop rambling on like a raving lunatic. There’s an art & vinyl fair on later in Opium’s Botanical Garden. Going to drag my bestie neighbour Bernard along with me for shits and giggles!
For ‘tiz all shits & giggles ’til somebody giggles & shits!
Faith In The Ripple Effect 