Auntie Helen smokes pot
In fact she smokes quite a lot
Broke as a joke
She loves a good poke
With young men that she finds hot!
Auntie Helen is naughty
The rest of her family are haughty
Chilled as a pill
Is better than ill
Nothing about her is faulty!
Auntie Helen knits clothing
While at the mouth she is frothing
Her needles they fly
As time passes by
A talent that’s well worth noting!
Auntie Helen misses her kids
The loneliness gives her the skids
So far away
From her they do play
If only they’d do as she bids!
Auntie Helen is wrecked
I can tell you for sure ‘cos I checked
Frayed at the seams
And having bad dreams
About the last guy that she fecked!
Auntie Helen won’t last
Unless she gets over her past
Fretting & sweating
The odds aren’t worth betting
She gets up & then down again fast!
Auntie Helen still tries to believe
To ask, believe & receive
For pray we must
Or our future is dust
From living there is no reprieve!

