Dedicated to my friendly neighbour, Sam
Uncle Sam has a problem
He’s way too fond of the drink
A fall down drunk
As pissed as a skunk
And foolish as you might think!
Sam asked me to write him a poem
I told him I’d write it in rhyme
That made him smile
At least for a while
No rush though, I’m taking my time!
Uncle Sam has family
Nieces & nephews to boot
But he won’t stop his drinking
Or his stinking thinking
Indeed I am telling the truth!
Sam is not going to like this
In fact it is somewhat mean
But deleting these words
When I seek to disturb
A complete waste of time that would seem!
