Greetings Uncle Sam

Dedicated to my friendly neighbour, Sam

Uncle Sam has a problem

He’s way too fond of the drink

A fall down drunk

As pissed as a skunk

And foolish as you might think!

Sam asked me to write him a poem

I told him I’d write it in rhyme

That made him smile

At least for a while

No rush though, I’m taking my time!

Uncle Sam has family

Nieces & nephews to boot

But he won’t stop his drinking

Or his stinking thinking

Indeed I am telling the truth!

Sam is not going to like this

In fact it is somewhat mean

But deleting these words

When I seek to disturb

A complete waste of time that would seem!

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