
Mark, my word, says he’s Jesus
Heavens, he believes he is Christ
I could write a thesis
On mental illness & strife!
Diagnosed manic depressive
Just like my good self
Living in The Salvation Army
Left upon the shelf!
Well Mark, he has a woman
She is the best drinker in town
Mark keeps his lady a comin’
While she glugs the cider down!
His Patricia is a cougar
Linden Village is her sup
Seldom drinks into a stupor
But she needs some cheering up!
Keeps her wits about
And she’s always looking nice
Her man is happy & he’s proud
She’s his missus, she’s his spice!
X marks the spot & Mark spots the ex
He’s down in the local with ‘Tricia, a hex
Mark takes a hit, goes hexagonal
‘Trish drinks up until she’s lying diagonal!
Just another evening in the Granby
Salvation Army, North Inner City.
