“Mommy knows all the hobos!”
My young daughter cried with glee…
For brewing up a storm I was
In Dublin 6, you see!
Barred from Lidl & barred from Spar
I had taken my light fingers a step too far…
Security at Lidl couldn’t fathom my skill
Fleecing their premises was always such a thrill!
The manager of Spar loved kicking me out
To return a while later all raucous & loud!
Employing all the homeless, had them busy gathering butts…
From the street to the bins, for a tidy town they must!
A cent for each butt of a smoke was my rate
As I’d slip them a fiver, heading out on a date…
I was doing several lines on Plenty Of Fish
A good heart to find, that was my wish!
Plenty of fuckers, that was my verdict
Some married, some single, as one might predict…
Nowadays Tinder is my melting pot
Oh it takes all sorts but some are quite hot!
Faith In The Ripple Effect 