I Do Give A Dam 🦫
As real as he imagined
Was the pressure on his brain
He’d visit Jimmy often
To help him heal his pains…
Jimmy was a bonesetter
He knew what to do
With an application of castor oil
To see his patient through…
Now Jimmy works with children
Never to retire
And Frank’s gone up in smoke
Oh, the funeral pyre!
The Bionic Rats are playing
Gary Bongos brings his beats
My pint’s going down so nicely
And I’ve a bag of tricks & treats!
A Bionic Rat informed me
That it’s going to get hot
But I have come prepared
Dear Frank forgets me not!
I’m unzipping my costume
But the band aren’t playing yet
So I jam along with Frankie
Yes he’s here, you bet!
His sisters are so lovely
Yet they’re still in shock
I’m feeling oh so bubbly
But I’d be cooler in a frock!
My phone’s behind the bar
Charging up & safe
Gary Bongos says I’m looking well
No longer a waif!

