Locked up in the looney bin
Not so full of cheer
Making friends on Snapchat
Some nice, some naughty, some queer!
Dick picks are aplenty
Sick of the sight of that
Boys will be boys with their wooden toys
Some short, some long, some fat!
Still I’m having fun
With words I love to play
I’ll be getting out of here
One lucky, ducky day!
New Year is a coming
The craic will not be mighty
I’ll make my getaway soon enough
Hell yes I’m feeling flighty!
Faith In The Ripple Effect 