Life is like a box of chocolates
With toffee stuck in my teeth
Battling boredom, stuffing my face
That’s the life for me.
Time is like an elastic band
It’s stretching to the limit
Lazy is as lazy does
Stretched to the infinite.
A never ending stretch in captivity
It’s no life for me
Encaptured by psychiatry
For mania, you see.
Nothing fucking wrong with me
As for my shrink, she stinks
No right to fight to ease my plight
Just time for 40 winks.
