On The Hop

Get me out of here, it has been too long

The seasons they roll by & it feels so wrong!

I’m going on the hop, with a skip & a jump

God get me out of here, it’s like living in a dump!

My nutcracker shrink believes I’m thriving too much

Is that any reason to be medicated as such?

Locked up since November last

My, the months are flying by so fast!

Quite the fat cat, piling on the pounds

For my treatment, there are no grounds!

I can’t leave the clinic because I’m not allowed

By one Dr Hel, so haughty & proud!

A period of abstinence from all that is fun

I know I’m not the only one!

But my birthday is next week & I am planning a bash

As plump as a pheasant & rolling in cash!

There’ll be music & cocktails & friends by the dozen

I just wanna have some fun, please tell me who doesn’t?!