Who Shot J.R.?

Captured on camera, Jameson Renique

We met last fall & formed a friendship unique.

He sent me pictures, selfies 3

In his birthday suit, for me to see.

I was growing fatter by the day

So I did not retaliate, no selfies, no way!

Hey! That’s not entirely true!

Declares Jameson, for I shot myself too.

Put in my place, out with the truth

I shot myself good, from my fountain of youth.

Jameson’s on the line, we are jamming together

Penning a poem, yes we’re birds of a feather!