His name remains Anonymous
For he is a scallywag
He thinks through & through with his penis
For yes, he loves a good shag.
Ever is he mysterious
As he goes about his day
By all accounts not so serious
Yes, he is full of play.
Every so often
He invites me around
My will does not soften
To an idea not sound.
For he is horny
Though & through & through
Just as I am thorny
In my sides, I have a few.
