Spikey Mikey

His name remains Anonymous

For he is a scallywag

He thinks through & through with his penis

For yes, he loves a good shag.

Ever is he mysterious

As he goes about his day

By all accounts not so serious

Yes, he is full of play.

Every so often

He invites me around

My will does not soften

To an idea not sound.

For he is horny

Though & through & through

Just as I am thorny

In my sides, I have a few.