Once I had a friend called Nathan Jones
I was his Psyche & he loved my bones
But he was no Cupid, no, not for me
He tried to stab me with a biro but I got away scot-free!
He called himself Nathan, although Nigel was his name
Yes, Cupid & Psyche, two can play that game
Such were the antics on the psych ward
Never a dull moment, no time for getting bored!!
