I weave together an invisibility cape
And throw it across my shoulders to drape.
Now no one can see me so I do as I will
Have a meal in a restaurant without paying the bill.
Next stop’s the bank, where I help myself to money
Stifling laughter, as I find it quite funny.
I hit the shops & help myself
Not a stitch left on the shelf.
Time to head home, I’ve as much as I can manage
Beneath my cape, with zero damage!
