It’s that time of the month, I’m going for my jab
A pain in the ass but the weather is just fab
Riding the Luas to the Goldenbridge stop
And on to the clinic with a skip & a hop.
News awaits me there of my former shrink
For 2 & a half years he’s been on the blink
His funeral took place in Wexford yesterday
May he rest in peace is all that I can say.
