It’s our first date, Jo-wOw is his name
Spells like João but they both sound the same
Arriving in quicktime & ordering a beer
I await him in Clarke’s, full of good cheer…

…I’m playing with my phone, no sign of João
A half pint of Moretti in me now…

…Aha, a text, he’s standing outside
The doors are locked, woe betide…

…Outside I slide
And enjoy the ride……
All the way home in a taxi 🚖
