Cute Hoor Going Cheap 🍻

I stopped off last night at Trinity Bar

Fresh off the bus, didn’t have to walk far

‘Coz I wanted a beer, some bubbles in my jar

And several rolies…are my lungs full of tar?

Four ninety he said, as he poured me a glass

Almost a fiver, couldn’t let that pass

How much is a pint? I proceeded to ask…

Eight eighty he said, we both thought that was gas!

But I think it’s worth it, the guts of a tenner

For a pint of Cute Hoor, an IPA winner

And I’d just been to my sister’s for an on-the-house dinner

She is no saint but she thinks I’m the sinner!

So call me a cute hoor & buy me a pint

And I’ll sing you a song & then pass you a joint

Such is the life when the benefits in kind

Just land in your lap, as I gratefully find!!

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