Dinner with Sharon was as good as ever, Teppanyaki for two
With tofu for me & salmon for her, we werenât trying anything new.
I sipped a glass of Malbec, while Sharon chose plum wine
We feasted till we were fit to pop, now thatâs the way to dine.
When we were finished feasting, Sharon turned to me
And said: I didnât bring tobacco, in solidarity.
My wine was almost finished, I had tobacco on the brain
So much for this morning, when I swore Iâd never smoke againâŚ
We finished at the restaurant & Sharon paid the bill
Then we hightailed it to the newsagent to buy & smoke our fill!
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