Off The Hook

My phone has got no service, so I’m sadly off the hook

I miss its friendly ringtone but I guess I’ll read a book.

Wishing I had WiFi but no, I’m out of luck

Pondering upon my bookshelf for a book that doesn’t suck.

Well, I got a book for Christmas, now’s the time to have a look

But I’m in the mood for writing & babbling like a brook.

So I babble to myself, like I couldn’t give a fuck

And write my babbles down, they could fill a truck!