New York, New York meets Dirty Old Town
With the Manhattan Baton knocking around
Watch your ass
If he makes a pass
He’s looking for a hole to pound…
The big, beefy bastard will make mincemeat of you
Or so he might say, I don’t know if it’s true
Hold on to your bum
For he’s about to come
This limerick tells a tale of someone I once knew…
I’d like to sign off with a happy ending
The Manhattan Baton is in danger of bending
Have no fear
Satisfaction is near
And a broken hole may be capable of mending.
🤗
