The Manhattan Baton

New York, New York meets Dirty Old Town

With the Manhattan Baton knocking around

Watch your ass

If he makes a pass

He’s looking for a hole to pound…

The big, beefy bastard will make mincemeat of you

Or so he might say, I don’t know if it’s true

Hold on to your bum

For he’s about to come

This limerick tells a tale of someone I once knew…

I’d like to sign off with a happy ending

The Manhattan Baton is in danger of bending

Have no fear

Satisfaction is near

And a broken hole may be capable of mending.

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